February 2012
42 posts
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too.many.fcking.projects.this.week.
can.not.find.time.to.go.to.tumblr. I’LL BE BACK.
Feb 27th
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me: *le me on the toilet*
sister: what are you doing there????
me: planting daffodils
Feb 26th
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me: *le watching Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides dvd*
mom: *rushes out of the living room with her laptop on her hands*
mom: have you seen this?!
me: *le reads: "Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez dating!""
mom: bet you didn't know that did you
me: no shit
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
27 notes
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Feb 23rd
20 notes
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Ash Wednesday
Feb 21st
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Anonymous asked: you follow back?
Feb 21st
Feb 20th
1,076 notes
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seatmate: ask me if i'm circumcised
me: um wat
Feb 20th
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Just started watching Sherlock.
Benedict’s voice is one of the reasons that made me. also, based from the first episode, the show is goddamn good
Feb 19th
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people from porn, will you stop following me
Feb 15th
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my dream car is a 1967 Chevrolet Impala.
suddenly remembers supernatural swan song season 5 finale… le creys
Feb 15th
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That moment when you noticed someone's copying...
Need a laugh? Click here!
Feb 15th
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WAIT THEY'RE IN SWEDEN?
but I already booked a flight to England omg loljk but still
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
3 notes
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seatmate: i use this hand to wipe my ass
me:
me: good for you
Feb 12th
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“VWORP VWORP VWORP VWORP”
–  TARDIS
Feb 12th
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“Pika Pika”
–  Pikachu
Feb 12th
20 notes
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Feb 10th
14,092 notes
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I'LL MISS HOUSE
my tears are trying to get out somebody stop it house? … at least bring huddy back?
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
1,381 notes
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teacher in livelihood education: okay! next is "camshaft"!
me: *snorts*
me:
me: wat
me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
me: oh my god
me: i thought it was "cum shot"
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
9 notes
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Feb 7th
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friend: OMGGGGG Have you heard of "Somebody to Love"?!!
me: YES OH MY GOD
me: Cannnnnnnnn....anybody.....find me....
friend:
me: why aren't you singing along
friend: not that one, silly! the one by Justin Bieber!!1!!one
me: nothing to do here
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
18 notes
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Mom: hey dear would you make me a twitter accou-
Me: NO
Feb 6th
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Anonymous asked: Any other things you want? :) like a wishlist or something? :)
Feb 6th
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LEGIT CRYING
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
482 notes
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Feb 5th
831 notes
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when i was six i thought a thesaurus was a kind of dinosaur
Feb 5th
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Anonymous asked: aww snap. aww snap. come to my macoroni corner nd we'll takie a nap.
Feb 5th
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Speaking 2 languages in a sentence because you're...
Feb 5th
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House: Well, like the philosopher Jagger once said, “You can’t always get what you want.”
Cuddy: Oh, I looked into that philosopher you quoted, Jagger, and you’re right, “You can’t always get what you want,” but as it turns out “if you try sometimes you get what you need.”
Feb 5th
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OH MY FCKING GOD.
I’M HAVING HEART PALPITATIONS CAN SOMEBODY GET ME A STRETCHER I’M GETTING TEARY EYED HERE OH GOD HE NOTICED ME ONE OF THE PEOPLE I LOVE THE MOST OH GOD I SOUNDED LIKE A CREEP BUT WHAT THE HELL *CAPS LOCK IS NECESSARY FOR MY FEELINGS
Feb 4th
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Feb 2nd
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I feel like such a fangirl right now.
I freaking replied to Harry and Louis’ tweet and I feel stupid and needy but what the hell i love them so much so much also Larry Stylinson
Feb 2nd
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Listen i am in tears
Feb 2nd
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Petition: Keep Castiel →
Feb 2nd
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What it will be like the last minutes of Tumblr if...
Internet: You've been so brave, sweetheart.
Tumblr: Why are you here? All of you.
Internet: We never left.
Tumblr: Does it hurt? Getting shut down?
Megaupload: Quicker than loading a page.
Facebook: You're nearly there.
Tumblr: I'm sorry. I never wanted any of you to close down for me. And Wikipedia, your articles-
Wikipedia: Others will tell them what their founders died for. One day, they'll understand.
Tumblr: You'll stay with me?
Facebook: Until the end.
Tumblr: And the government wont be able to see you?
Megaupload: No... we're here you see.
Tumblr: Stay close to me.
Internet: Always.
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
48 posts
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teacher: not going to church is a sin
me: wat
me: is that true
classmate: yeah
me:
me: well crap i'm going to hell
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
263 notes
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Jan 31st
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Harry: we talked about cats for his mum's Christmas present
Louis: what did you call the cat again?
Harry: ehm...a...
Zayn: "Fluffy" was it?
Louis: what did you call the cat again?
Harry: A...
Louis: what did you call the cat again?
Zayn: "Fluffy"?
Louis: You called it a "pussy" didn't you
Jan 30th
13 notes
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why does every celebrity I obsess over is either:
in a relationship married gay lives in fucking narnia or some far away shit
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
32 notes
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Brother: what was that website again was that twitter...I can't remember
Me: what are you talking about
Brother: it's on the tip of my tongue
Me: ok
Brother: But there's a post about a brother and a sister talking about twitter and Misha Collins. Like the one we had the other day?
Me:
Me:
Me: *fuckfuckfuckfuckclearshistory*
Me: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY BLOG
Jan 29th
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One Direction on iCarly?
those are two different things that should not be together they are better seperately
Jan 28th